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Owl Demotivational Poster


HERE IS AN OWL IN A HAT - You're argument is invalid


TAGS: owl hat argument invalid
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by motinet

Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 2:02 am

*your
EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 6:55 pm
Pretty cunning, huh?
LogicDude - November 17, 2010, 6:27 pm
O RLY?
culos - November 17, 2010, 10:33 am
Sorry Mr.M but you're much better than this, I call'm as I see'm
culos - November 17, 2010, 10:32 am
Oh yeah, very funny and original, a lot of thought must have gone into the text--- 1 L
DonTarsin - November 17, 2010, 6:34 am
I just love it!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:30 pm
First day of school?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 10:20 pm
youse crazy Mr.M.....5 owls.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:45 pm
i'm not sure what to say about this
GreyScorpion - September 12, 2010, 7:49 pm
I love owl posters...5L


THE WORLD - as you knew it no longer exists


TAGS: cookie bowls
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:15 am
What an awesome idea. . .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:55 pm
I'm baking as we speak ;)
lgvernon - May 8, 2012, 6:29 pm

I SOOOOO see these in my future. Filled with vanilla ice cream.


RETARDS - I know a few.


TAGS: bird owl funny retards
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Sverre

MO - May 5, 2009, 6:49 pm
The original was an absoloute flippin hoot! This one's purdy good as well. This is supposed to be a site for humor and I'm thinking more than some on here are just way to tight....lighten up retards and show me the funny!!!
hater - November 25, 2008, 11:38 am
wow ph**oshop is g**
Sean - September 1, 2008, 2:49 am
Bit of an "in" joke here, but f***in' funny. And the one at the top is the stroke of genious here. That one kills me. Bye.


20 YEARS AGO -


TAGS: depressed spongebob gary bowl bed night sad squarepants too soon but funny
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:40 pm
Absolutely perfect! Right down to that %^&*( sponge which I would love to blow-up into 1,000's of little sponges!! H8 that stupid thing!
Iconoclast - October 8, 2011, 9:07 pm
OUTSTANDING !!


THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!


TAGS: knowledge about england vs france
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - March 5, 2011, 4:19 pm
He is, and dysfunctional too!
wilson - March 4, 2011, 3:42 pm
its not the original picture, and mikey is not from england or france, he's a dutchboy
forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:41 am
GS: thx for what? Did yew reject the first version and forced me to change this perfect fittin' line?!?*fg* no problem ;)
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nice, 5Ls.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:34 pm
pluck yew forseti!!! 5 informative L's!
Mongo - May 14, 2010, 2:00 pm
Well done....
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:52 pm
5 plucking l's for yew foreskinny
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 1:38 pm
forseti, thanks, 5L
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:29 pm
Well pluck yew too! 5 birds!


MIDGET TOSSING - Please re-legalize it!




CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964


TAGS: cleveland browns superbowl playoffs football
Rating: 3.31/5
Woodywood03a - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am
Oh yeah, HtD... They may want to really get ready for next season. Because, the team has gone south, because of the coach.
Woodywood03a - December 5, 2009, 11:59 pm
You got to keep believing that the Browns will win. Yeah, they did not been to the superbowl, but they will get there someday.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:40 am
BS. Derek made it to the ProBowl. If they had a line that could block and someone who could catch passes he could get it done again. Unfortunately, they don't.
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:43 pm
OH THE STEELER FANS!!!!! *SIGH* Truthfully if they trade Brady Quinn, I'm done forever!!
HtD - January 16, 2009, 5:32 pm
At least they aren't the Lions.


VERY WELL -


TAGS: an owls revenge is sweet
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 1:45 am
Thank You FP, Airdude, Y11. You show amazingly good taste. ; )
Yoso11 - April 8, 2011, 5:37 pm
LMFAO. That Owl knows all about revenge.
Airman - April 8, 2011, 11:39 am
I'll second that LOL
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2011, 10:12 am
Am5ome Ice!


IGNORANCE - When you put every knowledge aside for looking cool as hell.




KNOWLEDGE IS POWER - The power to make other people feel stupid.


TAGS: knowledge is power
Rating: 4.87/5

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mariand - November 5, 2011, 7:43 pm
this is cool


LEONARDO DA VINCI CAN'T COMPREHEND -


TAGS: leonardodavinci pocket knowledge cats arguments
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - January 16, 2013, 4:19 pm
Lookin’ at RD’s avatar and this poster in the comment section kinda gives me a hankerin’ for some doublemint gum
Silverheart - January 16, 2013, 4:05 pm

RD, I didn't realize that this was your avatar when I picked it... I just looked for a pic of Leonardo Da Vinci to go with the phrase... and I think we all like teh kittehz on teh netz.
Rudedog - January 16, 2013, 2:39 pm
Ok so I like cats
Doggit - January 16, 2013, 9:01 am
I have been exposed
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 8:03 pm
Rudedog??? And I thought he was just happy to be here… (5L, btw)


GREATEST SPORT EVER - Welcome to Motorcycle Bowling!




YOU CAN GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS... -


TAGS: the force star wars owls iceman
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ICEMAN - December 14, 2011, 11:13 pm
There were owls in Star Wars? ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2011, 4:56 pm
I always like a Star Wars referrence.


MAC - It's like shaving with a bowling pin


TAGS: mac shave bowling pin pc
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by fascistfrenchman

fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 4:04 am
I typed "shrugs," but it didn't stick with my comment?
fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 4:03 am
I thought this was hilarious, but looking at the votes I guess bowling is popular.
Derek - December 16, 2010, 5:24 pm
If you look closely you'll find a cut-throat embedded.


PRIDE AND JOY - Hey kiddo....pull my finger.


TAGS: traditions fathers knowledge child joy
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 9, 2012, 9:34 pm
That's what I live for so thank you!
Zetmonk - May 9, 2012, 6:01 am
Thanks, made me laugh.


PINK COUGAR CADILLAC - Because Mary Kay is always on the prowl.




GAME FACE - if this is his game face, he shouldn't be allowed to play games!




LICKING THE BOWL CLEAN -


TAGS: bowl puppy
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Airman

crazyfreddy - July 14, 2010, 12:42 pm
aww that's a cute puppy


KNOWLEDGE VS WISDOM - Knowledge:knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Not putting it in a fruit salad.


TAGS: fruit tomato knowledge wisdom
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Zetmonk - June 15, 2012, 10:05 am
Like Aubergine?
CloudchaserS - June 15, 2012, 7:44 am
My logic is that if tomatoes were a fruit, they'd go great with a fruit salad instead of a veggie salad


Superbowl -


TAGS: orange broncos seahawks supwrbowl
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by mrdjones

calvin5040 - December 10, 2014, 6:42 am
orange Gatorade is nasty 5Ls
MashiMashi - February 9, 2014, 7:06 pm
Cuz you're not supposed towear throwback's to the big dance
MissPriss - February 3, 2014, 1:00 pm
5L cuz my ex LOVES the Broncos.


WE MIGHT STAY THAT WAY -




YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID - for I have an owl


TAGS: owl logic
Rating: 3.25/5

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COLD SHOULDER -


TAGS: owls feathers women
Rating: 4.62/5

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GreyScorpion - August 19, 2010, 3:57 pm
I love owl posters, 5L


HARRY POTTER: THE ANIME - Make it happen, Japan!


TAGS: anime manga harry potter hogwarts rowling otaku magical magic
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by jalford

xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:19 pm
I quite think they should. It's a good idea, I mean, you can't get any worse than the movies, can you?
BriaHere - August 3, 2009, 6:01 pm
Definitely not, that would be the best way to ruin it.
... - August 3, 2009, 5:59 pm
No. Just no.


Seriously - 3 -


TAGS: seriously calendar owl bird
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - February 23, 2016, 4:21 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - February 23, 2016, 3:23 am
Great picture, funny a 5er
JesusWept - February 22, 2016, 7:05 pm
A lost cause hehe.
MissPriss - February 22, 2016, 7:00 pm
Nope but they're trying really hard to make one up...teehee.


TOILET BOWLING - Much more fun than the regular one.


TAGS: toilet bowling fun sports
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:49 am
It's even more fun when people are inside dropping a deuce :-D


SO PAY ATTENTION -


TAGS: planes trains automobiles calendar knowledge
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Airman - September 12, 2011, 4:34 pm
I want to come too
Verdeckt - September 11, 2011, 7:01 am
In5pired


TODAY'S WEATHER -


TAGS: great depression dustbowl farm ph**o
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 8, 2013, 11:09 pm

Thanks, Homer. My grandparents lost everything in the Great Depression. I cannot imagine what it was like.
ughomer - July 8, 2013, 10:48 pm
2 funny in a sad sort-of way. 5L for you on this!


HOMEWORK -


TAGS: half energy wasted random knowledge
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 4:14 pm
In the older educational system, where homework was review of the material taught in class, yes, it helped improve retention of information. They don't do that anymore, unfortunately.
conundrum - November 15, 2011, 8:24 pm
Knowledge can retain longer if it is done repetitively. There may be more to homework than the subject the homework is about. You are given a task, as in life and work. if you don't complete it you get a bad grade (in trouble) Nice poster BTW!
CloudchaserS - November 15, 2011, 8:55 am
Is there any evidence that homework actually has a positive effect worth the effort on how much a child learns? If not, then why do schools keep requiring it and why do kids get punished when they refuse to do it even though it's not worth the effort?


PROCTOLOGIST -


TAGS: knows you inside out owl
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - July 29, 2011, 1:19 pm
You're "warmly" welcome!
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 11:09 am
Spit out coffee through my nose. So 5fingers in you.


YOUR DOG - You told him to call it quit after the first 6-pack. But does he listen ?




I AM THE WALRUS - Shut the f*ck up, Donny.




COURAGE - Because Bowl Cuts on men havnt been in since the Middle Ages.


TAGS: bowl cut middle ages haircut
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Xopster

Xopster - November 30, 2009, 6:22 pm
metro***ual!
Derek - November 30, 2009, 5:57 pm
Style leader!


THE SUPER BOWL - I don't care who is playing. Everyone is a winner when it comes to bacon.


TAGS: super bowl bacon tropy champion
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

ICEMAN - February 3, 2012, 10:24 am
Except the pig. Oh well.
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 8:22 am
I Love It 12 Eggs On The Side.


Epic Win Giants -


TAGS: win super bowl giants football
Rating: 2.24/5

More motifakes by Redov

datnigga - July 2, 2008, 11:07 pm
sports nerds actually play the game too. that must be why you hate us. because we're able to kick your a**.
Sean - April 5, 2008, 12:49 am
Who do I hate less: Sports nerds or gamer nerds ? ... Now there's a depressing coin toss waiting to happen.


LIFE - You cannot build character and courage by taking away a mans initiative and independence.


TAGS: lincoln work ethic dust bowl
Rating: 4.76/5

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SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:37 pm
5L for truth. The all-encompassing nanny state destroys itself in two generations or less. 1965 to now is just about two generations.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:56 pm
Truth is so obscure these days. Thank you for the clarity.


HONESTY - A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.




RICHARD NIXON - Well, at least he can bowl better than Obama.




I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE -




CIGARETTES - For the suicidal procrastinator.




FOOTBALL - The most masculine venue for ass-grabbing this country has to offer.




THE HOOTER -


TAGS: hammy calendar wise old owl
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Hawamleh - December 16, 2011, 4:22 am
You guys never seize to amaze, 5sweetgoats
forseti - December 16, 2011, 1:29 am
roflmao! 5 goats!
Airman - December 15, 2011, 7:03 pm
lol!
motinet - December 15, 2011, 6:21 pm

amsome pic! lol


LARRY KING - He Looks Like An Owl




HOOTERS - The originals


TAGS: howling monkeys
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - December 9, 2012, 9:43 pm

Yep, it's me! Thanks for the nice welcome back!~
MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 5:02 pm
Igs? It's really you? Welcome back hun! 5L but split down the middle. Part for the poster and part cuz you're back!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 2:00 pm
Howlers, New World: prehensile tails, stationary eyes.
lgvernon - December 9, 2012, 10:23 am

Just been busy, busy. Hope all of you are well.
GaryO - December 9, 2012, 8:36 am
LG! Where ya been?
mariand - December 9, 2012, 8:30 am
hehehe... wb Igy!


LIFE IS A DANCE - Filled with many intricate steps that no one will ever succeed in learning before the music ends.


TAGS: dance life knowledge music success
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 7, 2012, 1:29 am
Thanks cynic. Hope you don't mind the short version. Too tired to type the whole thing :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 4:09 am
I always said that anyone can break dance or mosh dancing, because everyone is too high and confused to correct any incorrect moves. And good job with the me***hor!


WHOOO WHOOO -


TAGS: owls retard
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 7:42 pm
LOL!
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 5:17 pm
I love owl posters 5L


SMELL SOMETHING FISHY! -




70+ YRS AND IT'S STILL WRONG... - Sure, one typo in 1939... It's "Catman", "Catman" ya schmucks!!!!




Epic Win Giants -


TAGS: win super bowl giants football
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Redov

HtD - February 14, 2009, 6:52 pm
Please read this, seans g** http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3225539
datnigga - August 10, 2008, 6:38 am
least it ain't the cowpokes. but seriously. this poster is true. the pat-cheats got what they deserved
seans gay - July 27, 2008, 4:37 am
they didnt cheat n00bl3t. go and make **** motifakes noob.
susie - June 1, 2008, 4:43 pm
this is still my favorite team. and they are amazing! :D
Sean - May 23, 2008, 8:08 pm
Yea it's a lot tougher when you can't cheat


GAME FACE - Get it on!


TAGS: bowling face action
Rating: 2.21/5

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spacedog - November 5, 2009, 12:44 pm
But their hands and fingers keep coming off, so bring your own towels.
someonesomewhere - November 5, 2009, 12:39 pm
Don't forget folks, Tuesday night is Zombie night


SAVE A TREE - Wipe your butt with an owl.




IT'S OVER - I haven't seen a "REAR NAKED CHOKE" like that since the "UFC FALL BRAWL!!"




CAMO IS SILLY -




PUPPET JESUS - Where all others failed he alone succeeded Rowlf the puppet, the puppet Jesus


TAGS: muppets puppet kermit rowlf jesus
Rating: 2.62/5

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Kamai - November 2, 2009, 8:17 pm
based on this comic from pvp onnline: http://www.pvponline.com/2008/12/10/its-time-to-light-the-lights/ found it funny enough to justify a poster on it's own but some people (okay, most people) might not get it so I've added the explenation just in case


Journey Of A Lifetime -


TAGS: old man homeless lifetime hard acknowledge
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 28, 2016, 11:19 am
d*** infrastructure! Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:54 am
...with many a pothole, sinkhole, and washout! Good 1 Prissy!
MissPriss - May 18, 2016, 10:44 pm
Why thank you sir!
JesusWept - May 18, 2016, 1:31 pm
Brilliant!


OBSCURITY -


TAGS: owl
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - December 13, 2010, 6:11 pm
... and sometimes the chief source of that joy comes from getting away with it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 2:06 am
What!?! No, It's perfect the way it is, 5L
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 10:25 am
I love owl posters. 5L


I'm Not Finished Yet -


TAGS: success child super hero knowledge
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Sho - May 4, 2014, 1:54 pm
indeed


MAMA -




FOCUS -


TAGS: as a kid i nearly drowned in a goldfish bowl but i saved the cat so i guess that makes me a hero of sorts
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Sean

thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:05 am
Poetry? One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish...
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 5:26 pm
Poetry as always Sean. +5
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 10:25 pm
Amsome! 5L


OR ELSE -


TAGS: owley here gonna poke yo mama s eyes
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - January 28, 2013, 10:02 am
These days its the only thing anybody ever has.
MissPriss - January 27, 2013, 12:30 pm
Ya mean there's still hope for me? Teehee


EGOSYSTEM -


TAGS: fowl friends motifake
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 4:10 pm
Perfect! 5L space. Hey NOOBS! Strive to make fakes like this one.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2010, 11:02 pm
Excellent as always.
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 10:45 pm
Aces! This is a true motifake! 5L


IF YOU ARE BRAVE ENOUGH TO JUMP - You may be able to fly.


TAGS: owl moti
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Maddness

Maddness - September 17, 2011, 8:46 am
ok
Verdeckt - September 17, 2011, 8:26 am
You should submit this one to Moti-Twist as well.


FOOTPRINTS -


TAGS: who names an owl heyzooz anyway
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:15 pm
I didn't know he was white!
spacedog - February 9, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL! 5Ls, Bravo Haar.
erock - February 9, 2010, 4:20 pm
awesome!
CANADA - February 9, 2010, 4:18 pm
I dont get it
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 10:23 am
I know! Why is it doing so poorly?!? C'mon, people... This is a 5 for sure.
Fatt Matt - February 9, 2010, 10:21 am
I'd give this 20L if I could.


GOOD LUCK - They say it is good luck if a bird craps on your head. Apparently it isn't the case if you reciprocate.


TAGS: good luck owls poo
Rating: 3.6/5

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Derek - July 13, 2010, 8:01 pm
A contemplation of revenge if ever I saw one.


OH MY GOD - The Quiznos Beast is back. Nothing can save us now.


TAGS: quiznos freaky rat thing bowler hat
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by lightquake

lightquake - December 27, 2009, 12:52 pm
I prefer Quiznos Beast.
Cloudchaser - December 26, 2009, 11:37 pm
They're called spongmonkeys by their creator rathergood.com youtube/user/rathergoodstuff


RORSCHACH - Doesn't get invited to alot of parties.




Wolfpack -




SUPERDROID -




~ A Simple Request ~ -




If I had ever been here before -




HYPNOCAT -


TAGS: i hate cats bowling is fun
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 2:10 am
What about hypnotoa..hail hypnocat!
440wakeup - August 12, 2010, 10:46 pm
I get it but i don't find it that funny, but I'm not a timmy, so if its a 5 when i get there it'll be a 5 when i leave


ENCLOSED -


TAGS: octopus enclosed breathe choking fishbowl
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by gas

Zetmonk - March 16, 2012, 6:32 am
Incredible pic to go with that subscript!
carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:07 pm
(carebear BANNED)


HISTORY'S LESSONS -


TAGS: wisdom path knowledge learning
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:16 pm

Deep thoughts by Agdaniele


I WILL NEVER EVER DO THIS AGAIN -




KNOWLEDGE - Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, others gargle from the pool of stupity.


TAGS: knowledge fountain
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by curiouslylooking

crankyhead - May 2, 2010, 2:30 pm
That caption is hilarious. =)
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 8:27 am
While others have a silly straw for two!


MY DISCIPLES - to those who wish to learn great knowledge will be gibbon.


TAGS: gibbon knowledge deciples
Rating: 4.22/5

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PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:46 am
5 L (I don't want to anger the monkey god)


WUSSIFICATION -


TAGS: its preachy by dammit they pulled this crap on me too wait here ill go get my bowling trophy
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - November 24, 2009, 11:51 am
Glenn Beck, recently: "When we refuse to allow our children to receive a trophy for participation, we are on the road to restoring the meaning of merit in our Republic." Crap ... I'm now a douche. Gonna have to get some of them magic underwears.


NO WAY..!! - get outa here..., my Mom bowl cuts my hair as well... I bet your not circumcised though..?? your kidding..!! we must be related somehow...




MODERN ART -


TAGS: cough cough pass the bowl please
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

... - May 26, 2009, 10:11 am
Jesus Christ, that is Klaus Kinski´s head!


CHARLES - Have you seen the Birthday Present that your Mother gave me ??




Female Engineers -




A Conversation -




IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT -




I LOVE BOWLING ! - You Can Take Your Aggresion Out, And Not Go To Jail.


TAGS: bowling
Rating: 4.17/5

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superflabla247 - April 8, 2012, 8:37 pm
lol


SHES THE MAN -




KNOWLEDGE - Those of you who think You know everything, Annoy those who do.


TAGS: knowledge demotivation
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by 5butjam

5butjam - June 7, 2010, 6:36 pm
I feel entitled to make this poster on account of me figuring out time travel after my maths exam. It's nowhere near as amazing as you'd think...
pieman - June 7, 2010, 5:21 pm
Ummm. I think that tastes like a little humble pie. Nom nom nom. 5L.


POUTINE -


TAGS: poutine aim at bowl
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

pzykosiz - July 12, 2010, 12:50 am
i don't actually know anyone who's had koala burgers. but kangaroo sausages and emu burgers are quite nice.
pzykosiz - July 12, 2010, 12:49 am
never tried it. i've got nothing against it really, but on first look, it does look a bit like vomit.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:48 am
Sweet relish never goes with eucalyptus.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:43 am
I don't like Koala burgers....too each his own.
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 12:41 am
I'm guessing pzykosiz doesn't like these eh?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:32 am
No doubt, Canada... that's a short list.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:32 am
Inspiration.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:29 am
Barry told me it was disturbing....why did you invite him anyways?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:26 am
I thought it was very romantic... I mean come on, candles? Fireplace? Barry Manilow in the background?
Claire - July 12, 2010, 12:25 am
Because it's hilarious.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:21 am
Then why does it have 3 million youtube hits?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:20 am
That was a private video, dammit!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:13 am
They lit the menora put on some sombreros and it was pretty much over.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:11 am
Like that time Aggy and Rerun made out?....you're not missing much.
Claire - July 12, 2010, 12:09 am
I should really get on more. I miss all the good stuff.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:09 am
No apologies... this is aces!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:08 am
No worries pzy....you didn't know.
pzykosiz - July 12, 2010, 12:07 am
btw, sorry if mrrs mooooo was upset about the tribute poster. however, the username set it up really well.
Claire - July 12, 2010, 12:06 am
Well it does. lol
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:05 am
Ugh..... women.... LOL in regards to the "sitcom" comment.
Claire - July 12, 2010, 12:04 am
What?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:04 am
LOL Claire
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:04 am
I can't argue with that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:58 pm
Not true...There are others here who clearly hate me.....I say "f*** Em"
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:58 pm
Sounds like the name of a sitcom.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:55 pm
Because only mooooo hates mooooo.
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:55 pm
That must be a guy thing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:52 pm
She's super talented ...I have no idea why she's with me..
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:52 pm
@Ag- I get it. I guess I just never think about that. @Moo+: She painted that?! Epic.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:52 pm
Really? That's amazing, dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:51 pm
Aggy is right. My mother in law encourages it for some reason though.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:50 pm
LMAO!!!! It was definitely interestingly fun, Mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:50 pm
I use my fav as an avatar.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:50 pm
You may not see it just yet.... you're young. But, this site and having fun here isn't the chick magnet you might thik it is... and I know of no wife or girlfriend who encourages any guy here to visit this much.
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:49 pm
That's amsome. (the painting thing.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:49 pm
Nik and Mo were pretty cool....I miss them (mostly Nik)LOL
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:49 pm
Nothing to tell about that Nik and MO thing. It just wasn't a roaring success.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:48 pm
She doesn't get the whole motifake thing. She has too many hobbies as it is. She's usually painting.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:48 pm
That was in regards to Mrs/ mooooo's cooking.
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:47 pm
Wait what?
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:47 pm
I don't think I was here when that happened. Mind giving me a synopsis?
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:47 pm
The blind can hear better... I'm sure she excels in other areas.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:45 pm
Yeah.... it worked well with Nik and MO
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:44 pm
She should get an account. That would be interesting. o_O
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:41 pm
She's the best..(except the cooking)
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:41 pm
The fact that she's with you says a lot of good about her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:39 pm
as far as the tribute goes...I have stated before that you can bash anyone I know (Mother,sister,Brother.....etc) Not Mrs Moooooooooooo. she sees the site and I'd have to make you my personal target if you hurt her feelings.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:36 pm
My bad...I forget about time zones and whatnot.And thanks for adding it to the calendar thread (people are getting lazy aboot that) I hate you slightly less.
pzykosiz - July 11, 2010, 11:32 pm
I am doing this on the right day Moooo. I'm in Australia. It looks very similar to a product we had at kfc that was an absolute flop
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:36 pm
I'll keep that in mind next time the world cup comes to Canada?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 9:33 pm
It wouldn't be the same. You can even get poutine at Burger king in Canada....but don't.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:31 pm
Never had it... can I substitute shredded sharp cheddar?
Claire - July 11, 2010, 9:30 pm
I'm determined to eat this now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 9:26 pm
I only get it in restaurants. I don't have a deep friar.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 9:26 pm
You have to use actual cheese curds and very h** beef gravy (to melt the cheese a little)
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:25 pm
Does your woman make this dish for you, mooooo? With this recipe?
Claire - July 11, 2010, 9:25 pm
It actually sounds pretty good, the way it was described to me. I'll have to try it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 9:24 pm
btw Psycosiz, Poutine day is tomorrow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 9:23 pm
Just because something looks gross doesn't mean it won't taste good. ....i didn't know you were Canadian RL. or maybe I forgot,
Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 9:21 pm

this is a french delicatsee here in canada. seen my poster on the french...lol. 5l's awesome!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:01 pm
LOL!


Bowling -


TAGS: pzy 9 11 bowling spare planes
Rating: 3.65/5

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Reality Lord - September 11, 2013, 7:38 am

yup.....5traight to hell


SPLAP! - Keep your hands off my llama. Keep your hands off my Doritos.


TAGS: greatest super bowl commercial ever
Rating: 3.5/5

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DreMagnum - February 26, 2010, 6:20 pm
I get it produce man, dont worry
Produceman117 - February 26, 2010, 5:24 pm
*tell ME
Produceman117 - February 26, 2010, 5:23 pm
For the love of God... PLEASE someone tell that they watched this year's Super Bowl. I have to share this laugh with someone...


PIRATES - The real cause of Global Warming! (Hey Al Gore, this chart doesn't need a 20 year gap!)


TAGS: global warming al gore owl gore fag g** liberal moron democrat retard f***ing stupid lemon obama
Rating: 2.55/5
BladeMasterV - August 9, 2008, 3:25 am
being part ninja saying this is hard w..e.. nan na need mo mmoo moore ppa pa pirates ow my mouth it burn's! i said it for the future!
nerd guy - June 7, 2008, 1:28 pm
does anyone notice that the graph was made incorrect?
the flying spagetti monster - June 3, 2008, 8:46 pm
yeahh man
SCARLET PIRATE - May 20, 2008, 11:50 pm
We NEED more pirates... FOR THE CHILDREN... WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!


ALAN MOORE - I'M A BLOODY GENIUS! (and a chaos wizard)




STEELERS - waving towels


TAGS: superbowl
Rating: 1.43/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 1:39 pm
Perhaps something like: STEELERS - here, they appear as the * stealer* insect, yellow jackets... I know, needs work. But that's a double pun!
pieman - February 7, 2011, 2:14 am
-1L There are much more creative ways to insult us Steeler fans.


PRAYERS -


TAGS: prayers pre match superbowl football
Rating: 4.84/5

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UncleJoe - February 9, 2011, 3:20 pm
Great presentation!
CoolioIndeed - February 9, 2011, 2:34 pm
There was so much fail at the singing portion of the SB.


GOING DUTCH -


TAGS: owls dutch gambling problem
Rating: 4.8/5

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agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:53 pm
Can't caption this better!


A TOUCHING MOMENT -


TAGS: superbowl national anthem n**** gun
Rating: 4.71/5

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TheGoat - February 9, 2011, 5:43 pm
Hard to believe his brother was Deputy Prime Minister of Canada in the 80s while he was making his best films!
voodoo3535 - February 9, 2011, 10:44 am
He will be missed.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 5:49 pm
Touching tribute. Like the moment, it brought a tear to my eye. 5L


HEAVY SEAS -


TAGS: carrier landing prowler
Rating: 4.6/5

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hootizz - January 20, 2011, 6:37 am
Heavy seas.., is that a term that female sailors use..??
5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 11:10 pm
did you mean 1972? I was busy crapping myself.
5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 10:58 pm
1991--- Mount Pinatubo blew in the PI. We turned an entire hangar bay into a dog kennel. Was a blast with unlimited peanut b***er. Thank you taxpayers...lol
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 10:44 pm
5150 remembers back to 1992... when he air-lifted 4 poodles with mange out of that Hanoi pit of hell. He knew there was only a 30% chance that they'd ever be in a Westminster show again, but he'd be d***ed if they were going to be left there as dinner.
5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 10:36 pm
Amen from an old gear dog! (arresting gear) Those planes are so loud your pupils vibrate when they go to Military power during launch.
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 9:07 pm
Love it!


SUPER OWL -




ADVENTURE -


TAGS: golf is for lamos who suck at pool and bowling and darts and *** with chicks yeah mostly the ses with chicks part
Rating: 4.35/5

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Airman - April 23, 2010, 10:52 am
God I hate those Villages commercials. It may be lame, but I play in a 4some with my 3 sons once a month. We have a blast.. it's competitive with a lot of jabs. Wouldn't trade it for anything.
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:25 am
Just a little fact..."The Villages", a retirement golf community in Fla., has the highest rate of s*d's of any community in Florida. It must be those bowling bastards taking our women when we're out on the back nine, eh!
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:21 am
Blasphemy...5 drink up boys, here comes the beer cart!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 1:27 am
Thanks Fp31. Maybe that would be a good poster. Pic of a golf cart. Title: GOLF Text: Because I love to drink and drive. (Kind of a pun in there, to boot.)
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:55 am
Nice one sean. It is understandable that this isn' doing well its on the interweb which means a lot of people here don't get out. The tags are amsome, i golf(cuz u can drink and drive the carts), play darts and bowl regularly. 5L's for you good sir
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:50 am
3.86 after 7 votes????!!!! You bastards! I hate you all! *cries inconsolably*
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:59 pm
*raquet
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:58 pm
Trust me, Canada, once the raquest skills fall in line, the pace of the game rivals kickboxing and hockey -- or it would if you had to kickbox or your shifts in hockey lasted over an hour. Well anyway, you get my point.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:57 pm
It helps if you swing a big club.
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:55 pm
Well put Iceman. So golf prowess is an aphrodesiac now? Or is it merely a viagara substitute? Tiger's money got the Tigerman the uber-p. And he has a kind face. We all know that is more important than anything when it comes to bedding the honies, eh?
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:52 pm
kickboxing and hockey for me, but squash is a good game too
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Thanks Can-My-Man. I'm a squash player, and what some squash players call a "basher" (meaning I hit the ball very hard even when that's not the best choice). So golf to me is an old man's diversion. I suspect that it ain't your speed either.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Yep, Tiger had a helluva time getting chicks.
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:45 pm
great tags!


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